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Where:

Regent Theatre, Dunedin

When:

8:00PM Tuesday, 14 March, 2017 NZ
Grumpy Old Women - Game of Crones

Grumpy Old Women - Game of Crones

Yes they're back! This time with magic! Grumpy Old Women bring their Game of Crones to answer the unanswerable. How to fix absolutely everything!!

They conquered NZ with Grumpy Old Women, took Australia and the Universe by storm with "50 Shades of Beige" and now they're in another World. Yes! Grumpy Old Women - Game of Crones is coming and it offers practical remedies for the atrocities of modern life.

Advice for administering safe torture to prevent snoring using BBQ tools. Demonstrations of how to clean the bath whilst having mediocre sex at the same time. How to overeat on a diet. What to do when the man in your life kisses your miniature Schnauzer more than you.

In Game of Crones the young are discussed and then dismissed; men are lovingly disembowelled; old fashioned housekeeping practises resurrected; is it too late to learn to sniff meat to determine if it's past its use by date?

Grumpy Old Women will stop for nothing on their mission to slay the dragons of nonsense and reclaim the kingdom of common sense . . . well maybe a glass of wine and a lie down.

The show has plenty of laughs, poorly supported breasts and unreliable statistics, so for a night of unbridled fun bring your swords and handbags and learn from the sorceresses themselves, how to survive the modern kingdom of Aotearoa.

Geraldine Brophy directs and stars with Lynda Milligan and Julie Edwards in this hilarious piece of fantasy, thankfully without nudity or real blood.

http://www.regenttheatre.co.nz

More Information

PLEASE DIRECT ALL EVENT INQUIRIES TO 03 477 8597.

Reserved seating event at the Regent Theatre, 17 The Octagon, Dunedin. Stalls only.

Lockout will apply to all latecomers. Entry will be a suitable break in the performance and will be seated at rear of theatre until interval.

IMPORTANT VENUE INFORMATION:
Walkers may be used to access stalls seating but they will need to be stored at the rear of the auditorium during the performance. They are readily accessible should they be required. Unless a wheelchair space has been booked then wheelchairs will also need to be stored at the rear of the auditorium throughout the performance.

To book a wheelchair space contact the Regent Theatre (03) 4778597.
Pre-booked tickets can be collected from the venue any time up until the show commences. Opening hours are 9am to 5.30pm weekdays and 10.30am to 1pm Saturdays.

Door sales based on availability in the hour prior to the show start time.

Show running times - to be advised.

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Ticket Pricing (NZD)

Premium
Adult $89.90
A reserve
Adult $79.90
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Adult $65.00

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